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- TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE AT A BAD HALLOWEEN PARTY
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- 10. JACK-O-LANTERN LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE THE NEIGHBORHOOD
- MAILMAN'S HEAD
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- 9. A GUY FROM DOMINO'S DELIVERS A PIZZA--AND WINS BEST
- COSTUME
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- 8. SHIRTLESS ED ASNER WALKING AROUND AS "THE WOLFMAN"
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- 7. YOU SEE THE GUY DRESSED AS PRESIDENT CLINTON COMING OUT
- OF THE BEDROOM WITH YOUR WIFE
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- 6. THEY'RE SERVICING HAUNTED PANCAKES
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- 5. SO-CALLED GHOST, JUST THE OLD GUY FROM THE 1-800-COLLECT
- COMMERCIALS
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- 4. YOU SAY "NICE CRAZY DWARF COSTUME" TO A GUY AND HE SAYS
- "I'M ROSS PEROT, YOU BASTARD!"
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- 3. IT'S YOUR FIRST HALLOWEEN PARTY IN PRISON, AND YOU'RE THE
- DOOR PRIZE
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- 2. A WOMAN DRESSED AS LORENA BOBBITT MISTAKES YOU FOR A
- GUY DRESSED AS JOHN BOBBITT
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- 1. HEY CHESTER--THOSE AIN'T CANDY CORNS!
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- Letterman, Monday October 31, 1994
- Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1994
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